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No more war no more war no more war

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This is the original version of the song which helped make a star out of Sade:

Timmy Thomas - Why Can’t We Live Together

Where are all the protest songs now.. and I mean protests about the real stuff going down in this world, and the real causes?

Hint: it’s not Donald Trump, muslims, or “equality”. It is however agenda-driven and media-led… whether those sock puppets who masquerade as journalists know it or not.

Eleven years ago

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Duke Gildenberg was on television…

Duke Gildenberg on British TV 10th June 2006 at 18:37 GMT

So, why was Mr Gildenberg on TV? Where does he fit in to world history?

image When Joe Kittinger made his world-record jump from 102,800 feet on Aug. 16, 1960, as part of Project Excelsior, launch couldn’t even take place until one man gave thumbs up. “Our forecasts were provided by one of the best meteorologists in the Air Force…: Bernard ‘Duke’ Gildenberg,” Kittinger wrote in “Come Up and Get Me” (UNM Press/2010, with Craig Ryan). “If Duke said go, you went, or you’d wonder why you hadn’t.”

http://www.spacesafetymagazine.com/aerospace-engineering/red-bull-stratos/balloon-go-no-go-gildenbergs-call-part-1/

Bernard David Gildenberg or “Duke,” as he was known in New Mexico and at NASA, was born in Hazelton, Pa., in 1925. He was brought up in Brooklyn, N.Y., and had lived in La Luz and Tularosa for the last 60 years of his life. He was a graduate of New York University and was in the Air Force during World War II, stationed in the Aleutian Islands in Alaska.

Mr Gildenberg died on the 2nd April, 2013, of natural causes.

Food Mixer and Back Door - June 2006

Oil does not come from dead trees (or dinosaurs)

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You don’t believe me?

Well how do you explain the fact that Saturn’s largest moon, Titan, holds more oil & gas than all the known reserves of the Earth?

http://www.space.com … titan-oil-earth.html

There’s a lot to be said for the idea that the earth’s oil pockets are self-replenishing. It wouldn’t do a great deal for the price of oil if word got out that there are trillions of gallons of the stuff sloshing about way down deep in the Earth’s mantle, ready to slowly seep back up and fill the voids which we’ve so far managed to suck dry.

We’re NOT running out of oil folks!

The fish were looking at me - Stanley Oliver

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They had that look that said…

“We can see that you’re sat over there with nothing to do…

so how about giving us our food a little earlier tonight?”,

and do I did

Stanley Oliver 1828

The Collected Works of Stanley Oliver - The Partridge Press 1945

Do trees shiver? by Stanley Oliver

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It seems odd that trees, if you observe them closely, only sporadically drop their leaves, and do so in unison with all the other trees around them… almost in symphony with one another - even when there is no wind at all.

Perhaps some highly expensive apparatus could detect, record, and analyse the precise barometric and climatic conditions in fine enough detail in order to determine any correlation with the trees dropping their leaves.

If not, then there is something else going on.

Stanley Oliver 1841

The Collected Works of Stanley Oliver - The Partridge Press 1945

I was awake - Stanley Oliver

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The rain fell lightly, but steadily, all through the night.

In its wake the road to the headland took on a sheen of sheer silver.

It was then, I knew, I was awake.

Stanley Oliver 1823

The Collected Works of Stanley Oliver - The Partridge Press 1945

For Once in my Life (Extended Version) - Stevie Wonder

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Want one!

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A South Korean company has unveiled a prototype for the world’s first manned, two-legged robot. It’s 4m High!

When it came up with “Potential uses” on the video I thought the first one should be to fight other 4m high robots!

I wonder when we’ll ever see the first manned walking robot on the moon?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-38442672

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Excel Functions - Version Compatibility

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While working on a spreadsheet today I was using the ISERROR function to test if a VLOOKUP formula returned a value and, if it did, return the value otherwise display nothing - instead of the usual #N/A error notification.

The usual syntax for this formula begins “=IF(ISERROR(VLOOKUP(…”.

I happened to notice that Excel 2010 (the version I use at work) offered up “IFERROR” as a possible function as soon as I typed the “IF” and, indeed, this allows me to write slightly shorter formula. However this is not backwards compatible with Excel 2003 which I use elsewhere so I avoided using it.

For anyone faced with a situation where they have a spreadsheet containing lots of instances where the a formula contains “IFERROR” then help is at hand at the following link - untested, but I’m sure it’ll work. I’ve bookmarked it here because it looks like quite a useful site.

http://www.professionalexcel.com/2011/06/replace-iferror-with-ifiserror/

There are obviously a few more functions which were added in later versions of Excel which you should avoid using if you don’t want your spreadsheet to fail when someone opens it in Excel 2003 (which I much prefer!). The other one I avoid for this reason is “SUMIFS” (I use “SUMPRODUCT” instead) but here’s a useful list of all Excel functions showing which versions they are compatible with - plus a useful description of each..

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ztUAhgAghKn2wNih7-QgMbSAKfux4w_qkAcJdD82bLU/edit

Here’s the same thing downloaded for posterity as an XLSX file

Windows 10 Update Freezing Computer

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Windows 10 Logo When a monster update came through and installed itself on our Windows 10 laptop,  aside from suddenly getting annoyed to death by “Cortana” (some stupid Microsoft “help thing”, I think - not asked for nor desired, anyway) the laptop - a Dell - just started freezing up after a few minutes of use.

If this happens to you (and you could care less about ditching Cortana) then try this first before tearing your hair out. [Read More…]

Fix for Windows 10 Can’t Connect To This Network

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The solution to this extremely annoying recurring problem which worked for me was this:

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Merging cells in Excel can lead to formula errors

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As I’ve just discovered after so many years of using Excel if you merge a group of cells and then use a lookup (I only ever use VLOOKUP but it will probably apply to HLOOKUP too) to return the value from that merged group of cells, then you run the risk of getting the wrong result.

Here’s why, and why you should NEVER use merged cells in part of your spreadsheet which you might (one day) want to look up date from via a formula…. [Read More…]

What’s the crake?

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I feel somewhat vindicated in my stance that the correct term for “good banter” in Ireland and Britain is “crack”, not “craik”, and not “craic”.

http://www.scotland.com/forums/language/15676-craik-crack.html

It seems that the correct spelling was and will always be “crack”.

The so-called Gaelic spelling (craic) is a fairly recent introduction and is not a Gaelic word at all, it is purely an attempt to make a Gaelic-sounding word out of the original - perhaps because of the narcotic connotation of the correct spelling or maybe just because too many people from the old country want to sound like they’ve just stepped off the steamer from Queenstown.

I’m sure it will continue to be used in all of the thousands of “Irish Bars” which are dotted around the world and will, eventually, be pronounced “crake”.

So there you have it.

Fix for no audio/sound via HDMI

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I have a recurring problem with my media PC dropping the HDMI audio output to my big Sony TV - and I keep forgetting how to fix it (because it’s quite a simple fix but it’s not that obvious how to do it).

Why this happens is anyone’s guess but, for some reason, the TV gets disconnected or disabled somehow - AND THEN HIDDEN in the choice of speakers when you click in the speaker icon in the system tray (where the clock is).

Here’s where I refreshed my memory but, although this says it is for Windows 10 it does also work just the same in Windows 7, which is what I have installed. You may find some additional solutions there, if this doesn’t work for you:

https://www.drivereasy.com/knowledge/fix-hdmi-monitor-has-no-sound-after-windows-10-upgrade/

I knew I had to right-click somewhere and get the Plackback Devices panel to show my TV as an option but I couldn’t remember where. Well, all you need to do is RIGHT click on a BLANK AREA of the panel (right-click on the speaker icon then choose “Playback devices” to show the panel, then see the picture below) and then make sure that both “Show Disabled Devices” and “Show Disconnected Devices” are checked.

This continues to solve the problem for me. I hope this has helped you too!

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Find and Replace Line Breaks in Excel

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One of the most frequent things I forget how to do is the replacement of line breaks in Excel cells. You can put a line break in an Excel cell simply by pressing Alt+Enter while you are typing in your data, but sometimes you want to replace some of the text PLUS the line break.

To do this is equally simple (once you know how) just by entering Ctrl+J so say you have a cell with the following data with a line break in it:

ABC
XYZ

and you want to either replace or even remove the top or bottom line you would go to your Find & Replace dialogue box (press Ctrl+H) to bring this up and then enter either of the following in the “Find what:” box…

To remove the top line type “ABC” then press Ctrl+J (it will not actually show anything because the Find what box is only one line high, and you might just be able to make out the top of the insertion point I-bar cursor flashing below the A), then type in whatever you want in the “Replace with:” box - or just leave it blank if you want to delete that top line.

To remove the bottom line first press Ctrl+J THEN type “XYZ”. In this case you might not see anything when you type the “XYZ” except (again) the flashing top of the cursor moving along as you type the letters on what a line which is hidden by the restricted height of the “Find what:” box.

Thanks to Debra Dalgleish for this excellent tip ever at her equally excellent Contextures Blog…

http://blog.contextures.com/archives/2013/05/28/find-and-replace-line-breaks-in-excel/

Dad’s Army Story - Victoria Wood

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Dad’s Army Story

I don’t know Jack

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David Lynch funded this documentary about the star of possibly the strangest, most intensly photographed film I’ve ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cSZvOyZNtU

A documentary about Jack Nance, star of the David Lynch film “Eraserhead”

Add a new FlatPress Blog in Open Live Writer

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imageOpen Live Writer is the new open source version of Microsoft’s wonderful blogging tool Windows Live Writer, and users of the latter will feel VERY at home with the new open source version (as it’s pretty much the same thing!).

In my previous post I gave you my first impression of it - there was a slight hiccup when I tried to set it up with my first blog account, but here is how to add another blog account once you’re up and running. [Read More…]

Live Writer is now Open Source

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imageWindows Live Writer is/was a great blogging tool but Microsoft haven’t really supported it for some time now, so thanks to them for allowing it to become open source so it can be developed by the large community of users who love it to bits.

This is my first post using Open Live Writer on FlatPress and it was relatively easy to set up, but not so straightforward as it could have been… so here’s what FlatPress users may* need to know in order to get it working. [Read More…]

How to repair/replace target paths in multiple desktop shortcuts

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Shortcuts Search And Replace just saved me loads of time when I moved a whole folder structure from one computer to another, leaving me with hundreds of shortcuts all pointing to the wrong place.

It was simple to use (the program is self-contained so there’s no installation required) and I found and replaced a matching pattern in the Target Paths of about 350 shortcuts in less than a minute - fantastic, and well worth my small donation which went winging it’s way back to the author once I’d tried it out.

In addition to replacing a matching pattern in the target path this program will also check for dead links - it found 8 “potential troubles” with my shortcuts and flagged them with a helpful yellow warning triangle in the search results preview (a useful break in the process) so I could skip them during the replace operation.

Just one tip: for quickest results run this program directly on the machine where your shortcuts are stored - it will still work across a network, but it works a lot slower that way.

During my search on how to do this I saw lot’s of people struggling to write complex scripts of their own to achieve the same thing, but look no further as this little tool gets my full seal of approval:

http://jacquelin.potier.free.fr/ShortcutsSearchAndReplace/

Screenshot:

Shortcuts Search And Replace Interface

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Support our caregiving

Support our caregiving

If you found anything on this site of use, interesting, or even mildly amusing then please consider dropping a few pennies in the jar to help us to take care of our disabled son who contracted encephalitis in 2007 at the age of 6 and who is now confined to a wheelchair. He is getting bigger as his mother and I get older, imagine that, please. Every penny we collect goes towards his upkeep, and towards his future care requirements.

Thank you.